A few months ago, Britney Spears looked like she made a positive U-turn on her long and troubled road in and out of austerity, common sense and celibacy.
With the release of a hit memoirs, a reunion with her long -term sons and a public swearing of boys and pills, it felt like we fell a glimpse of our former pop goddess who was ready to regain her place on the mountain of the Muziek Olympus.
What a difference makes a few months.
To the great disappointment of her friends, Britney is back at her on-Egain, off-again Boy Toy, 'housekeeper' and convicted criminal, Paul Richard Soliz.
Yes, that is true, this divorced nine -nine father, who is called a 'deadbeat' by his long suffering ex, not only has a beer belly, he also has a prison record.
It is as if Satan himself hit a layer of shellac on the loser of a Kevin Federline lookalike competition and Brit squeak: “He is perfect!”
A few months ago, Britney Spears looked like she made a positive U-turn on her long and troubled road in and out of austerity, common sense and celibacy. (Britney is depicted in July).
To the great disappointment of her friends, Britney is back at her on-Eagain, Off-Again Boy Toy, 'Houskeeper' and condemned Felon, Paul Richard Soliz (photo).
Why Britney, why?
What is it about our favorite faded teen queen who lets her say: 'Oops … I did it again' every time a smooth, flattering graceball finds its way in her job?
Seven months after we thought she had kicked the Rotte Eye-Candy to the curb, she launched him hard in her life on Valentine's Day, when they were seen in the valley in the Mercedes G-Wagon who donated him.
After having beaten World Series three times, it has been quite clear that the deterioration of Britney is often connected to her poor choices in men. Friends say she has something 'thing for bad guys' – you don't say.
She started her volatile dalliance with Soliz when her third marriage to Hacktor Sam Asghari cratered in August 2023. Sinking so low as she has been shaved her head in 2007, she recovered with this new poster boy of mediocrity.
Love flourished with the man girl while her mind seemed to be falling. She danced with knives and cavort in lingerie in Instagram posts who sent her sons in Hawaiian exile with their father Federline.
But because of the last Thanksgiving, she had the crazy train patience, given Pawchy Paul de Haave-Ho and publicly again connected to her sons.
There was a sweet video of her gift Jayden, 18, a sweater when he and Preston, 19, surprised her with a characteristic film Christmas, complete with a tree and tears and real hope for the kind of future she always deserved.
Oh, how we all wish that it was the end of this story.
Boy-Free Britney could be busy rebuilding her empire and putting the finishing touches on her memoir-turned film script (Universal has reportedly bought the rights to 'The Woman in me' for at least $ 10 million).
She could tinker with the new pieces in her recently announced 'B small' jewelry line and plan a nice walking vacation with her teenage boys.
Unfortunately, the girl knows that the national anthem has written about it, 'poisonous' men are a Helluva medicine.
Yet one has to wonder, what does she see in this man? Maybe she needs a curator again to force her to have her eyes checked.
Insiders say that Sam Ass-Ghari was ignoring his then wife before they fell, video games played unless a camera of mobile phones was trained on him, in which case he played the beloved man for Social Snaps or Tiktok Vids.
In other words, he treated her like a discarded Kleenex. Although Paul apparently has the good feeling to worship her altar – and maybe it's that simple.
They fight like two rabid raccoons in a jute bag, but she really loves him, you.
Word inside her close circle is that she knows that everyone hates Paul and they all hope that this will go away before he takes her formally hostage by walking her through the shelf, I mean aisle.
Sam Asghari (depicted with Britney in 2019) ignored his wife, played video games unless a camera of mobile phones was trained on him, in which case he played the beloved man for social snaps or Tiktok Vids.
Word inside her close circle is that she knows that everyone hates Paul and they all hope that this will go away before he takes her formally hostage by walking her through the shelf, I mean aisle. (Britney is depicted outside the Chateau Marmont in May 2024).
I hope and pray that Brit has the power to see meaning.
But based on her epic collapse in the Chateau Marmont last May (when paramedics were called to her and Soliz had a 'big fight' – because the album said that Britney played a single dancing in her room), it seems that this Union de Tends to become malicious.
Lord only knows which unstable depths a pernicious loser can control a vulnerable woman.
Britney must remain connected to her therapist, chef and, the most important thing, her children. She has to embra again the sober and celibate lifestyle that has brought her to regain her legitimate title as Superstar Survivor.
After all, who is the only woman who deserves redemption and peace? It is Britney, bitch.
