The cat fight about the most eligible bachelors at the Bezos-Sanchez marriages: Jana Hocking reveals what is really going on in Venice …

Wedds are already an atmosphere. Add the yacht of a billionaire, free -flowing champagne and a random foam party (are they still one thing?!) And you have a five -star flirting field.

And this blowout in Bezos-Sánchez in Venice is a perfect storm bad decision and fantastic newspaper head-believed me, I would know.

Because when the richest man in the world says: ‘I do’, he not only throws a party, as the glorious paparazzi photos have shown, he throws a parade of the most eligible bachelors on earth.

I can’t help it, but note that the guest list is a WHO’s who from Single, successful, ridiculously handsome men. Bezos, help a girl out and throw me an invitation!

There is no doubt that the three single Ks – Kim, Khloe and Kendall – will be on hunting, next to the new -single Sara Foster. Even news layer Gayle King Recently said she is looking for a young stud, so look from participants, I mean … ladies.

Unfortunately, I will have to look Bacchanalia from far away, but while I die from Fomo but in the spirit of love (and disaster), I present: the official Bezos Wedding Hot Single Power Ranking, plus some brutal tips for downing a deer.

1. Tom Brady (47)

Retired football legend. Divorced woman. Jawline so sharp that it can cut the wedding cake. Tom is popping floating around Venice with recently not connected Orlando Bloom as if they are auditioning for Magic Mike: Euro Edition.

Tom’s single, smoldering, and probably wears a tuxedo that costs more than my rent.

Number one with a bullet.

2. Orlando Bloom (48)

Fresh from a rumor of Katy Perry and lead his best life on boats. I have always had a weakness for Legolas and let’s be honest, everyone who is ever paddling naked in the open ocean has my full attention.

Have you seen the uncensored photos? The man is practically a tripod.

Orlando was seen on Thursday evening behind a Venetian water taxi with the stylist of his ex-fiancé, Jamie Mizrahi, 36. et tu, Jamie?

3. Leonardo DiCaprio (50)

Technically linked (for the time being), but Leo’s track record of party behavior speaks for itself. He is the human equivalent of a bad decision that you will not regret … ever.

Ladies younger than 25 years old, this one is for you. Be cheeky.

4. Tobey Maguire (49)

In the hot and restrained. He is the crumpet of the thinking woman. The rumor that they are there thanks to his ties with Wolf Pack. (He has been friends with DiCaprio for decades and they were once seen in matching chains).

He gives me ‘silent guy who slices away with you for a snog near the channel’ energy.

While thanks for paying attention to him. Yes, please.

5. Bill Gates (69)

Don’t shoot me down, I know that he is technically not the heart of the heart increase. But you know there is a girl at that wedding who had a few Martinis and decided: ‘Do you know what? I am ready to be the wife of a philanthropist. ‘

So how do you seduce a billionaire-adjacent bachelor at a wedding? Well, it is going to be a little more than your friend’s ‘accidentally’ pushing you on the dance floor. These men are used to women who throw themselves at their feet.

We will have to be Savvy …

Micro-missions

Offer to help him find the Canapé station, the cigar terrace or the nearest gate of phones. Shared treasure hunts make intimacy within a few minutes.

We are easier to make ties with others when we experience several different environments together in a short time.

Psychologists call it progressive context binding. Aka, the more places you go together, the more it feels like you have lived a whole Rom -Kom – even if they are just three rooms and two cocktails.

I used to get this somewhat manipulative tactics, but the bet is great for this wedding. Go hard or go home.

Smart compliments alone

Skip ‘nice suit’. Try ‘I have just read your sustainability initiative – impressive’ for gates, or ‘your Fox Sports commentary actually makes me as football’ for Brady.

Grab them by their ego. Oh men, such simple creatures.

The moment on the dance floor

Weddings reward movers.

A daring, self -assured run during the 90s -Throwback set is worth ten polite table chats.

Put some pieces in the bathroom and leave your Groove.

But ladies, no matter how painful your toots are after a long wedding, keep those heels on.

Nothing says cheap as a woman who flows barefoot on the dance floor.

The transport upgrade

Glip in his water taxi group when everyone’s shaking back to the after-party. (This Jamie Mizrahi is smart).

You have to put yourself in a position for a one-on-one time, so your chair next to him. By jumping in the same boat, you have given yourself a lead.

Golf and passive aggressive grinning to the other women waiting for the dock. Bon Voyage Suckers. Boats + Prosecco + Moonlit Canals = immediate bond.

Leave with goal

Finish at a peak: “I’m going to try Venetian pizza at 2 o’clock – participate if you dare.”

An open invitation feels low pressure and yet irresistible. The fact that the weddings are over does not mean that the adventures must be.

Be the black cat, not the golden retriever

At weddings it is easy to fall into the golden retriever mode – bubbles, enthusiastic, in fact beg attention. But the real power movement is to channel your inner black cat.

Glide inside as if you have the place, flash a flirty smile and then disappear before it becomes too comfortable. Say hello, touch his arm and disappear to talk to someone else.

Don’t turn – Hof Hof.

Talk slowly, pause as if you have secrets and never overshadow. Mystery is magnetic. Let him chase it while you narrow champagne as if it is all below you.

Trust is the real Afrodisiacum, especially for powerful men. Lauren Sanchez is the perfect example of this. See where it landed her.