For many, this week's inauguration meant the page of years of poisoned politics.
For the apparently insatiable love dog Don Trump Jr. It was also the opportunity for him to taste a challenging new chapter.
Only a few weeks ago, the first son sloped apart with his many years of fiancée Kimberly Guilfoyle, who, despite the brutal break, has remained painfully loyal to a president with whom she has had a pleasant relationship for a long time – back to his citizen and her and that of her As fox. News anchor.
It is a story as old as Trump: Kim, 55, saw her Maga-Mance shattering when a decades of younger socialite came into the picture last month.
Palm Beach party girl Bettina Anderson, 38, was caught while she held Doltish Don's hand and it was all almost over.
To make the shame even worse, Don Senior announced that he would transport Kimberly to Greece in an ambassador role – and all she could do was drink the ouzo and thank him.
Since then, Trump viewers have feared aloud if this pointed love triangle in the inauguration would publicly pierce the facade of a perfect first family.
In the end it seems that the cunning new staff chef Susie Wiles has taken hold of the map and has artfully placed the two leading ladies of Don on either side of the Rotunda floor. (Nowhere near the presidential party – and no chance of handbag bashing!)
Only a few weeks ago, the first son sloped apart with his many years of fiancé Kimberly Guilfoyle (photo), who, despite the brutal fracture, has remained painfully loyal to a president with whom she has had a pleasant relationship for a long time.
Since then, Trump viewers are anxiously wondering if this pointed love triangle would publicly pierce the façade of a perfect first family at the inauguration (Kimberly is depicted during the inauguration).
Palm Beach party girl Bettina Anderson, 38, was bullied while she held the hand of Doltish Don and it was all almost over. (They are in the photo together on January 18).
But what it meant for me is that Kim might be on the road, but that she will never leave.
Because in large quantities she delivers the only thing that Donald Trump requires: loyalty. She knows where the bodies are buried and, more importantly, she really believes that the Maga mission surpasses every wish to retain its dignity and to make herself scarce.
Equipped with a few busty revenge dresses and armed with her megawatt trout-bondje, she danced and darted this week by DC at all events of Don Jr., and even appeared with him on the podium of the Hispanic Inaugural Ball as if they were still the same toothbrush parts.
And good for her. Because I could get the feeling that Kamala and Kimberly had the same day on Monday and watched a mandatory smile on their faces when they saw how their rival grabbed the track they wanted so badly.
But at least Kimberly can comfort himself with this juicy gold clog: I hear rumors that Team Trump is very concerned about the risks that Don Jr.'s new romance. For the government could yield, whereby the word “liability” is reportedly used in more than one conversation to describe Blonde Bettina.
You wonder: what does Bettina want with this? Fame, access to power or, as an internal source suggested, a soft role in the White House?
Kimberly danced and frolicked this week by DC at all events of Don Jr., and even appeared with him on the podium of the Hispanic Inaugural Ball as if they still shared the same toothbrush (photo).
You wonder: what does Bettina want with this? Fame, access to power or, as an internal source suggested, a soft role in the White House? (She is depicted in her inauguration clothing).
Don seems to bet the farm on Bettina, but as a woman who has already lived a few lives herself, an advice: if you play your heart too quickly and too loose, many more people will eventually be injured than your ex-nervous. .
Top of Mind is Kai, the 17-year-old teenage fluencer of Don Jr., who is already loving faster than grandfather who issues executive orders.
But don't cry for Kimberly, Argentina. Her new Greek post might be the tonic.
For a woman who has a preference for entertainment and links her car to influential men, the last smile you hear can come from a terrace on Santorini while she cheers on a poutier, more powerful chapter.
Lauren's roundabouts
You have to hand it over to Lauren Sanchez because she exhibited her dowry at the inauguration in a Kiekeboe-wedding white bust holder who immediately sent the collected tech-nerds through puberty.
I can imagine that Zuck was especially happy to finally see the meaty real deal after having spent so much time in his meta VR headset!
Hat off
For example, I appreciated the subtle nod to comic espionage in Melania's' Spy vs. Spy 'kiss -free chapeau.
It also hid her eyes so that she could freely roll them to Dr. Jill and Kamala all day long.
I can imagine that Zuck was especially happy to finally see the meaty real deal after having spent so much time in his meta VR headset!
Best dressed
Kai Trump stole the show in her gifted Sherri Hill dress.
The only missing accessory was a hat that suited Stiefoma Melania and Aunt Ivanka. (They are especially useful to keep your head on your shoulders in the midst of all the temptations that this second act of the first family has to offer!)
Whole hoax
Enough with the ridiculous Elon-Nazi comparisons after the clumsy and lanky billionaire became a vast hand after he had put it on his heart and said to a crowd: “My heart is with you!”
Predictable progressives such as AOC made it seem as if his heart was with the Third Reich and called it a 'Heil Hitler salute'.
Do these desperate Democrats have no real jobs? Oh wait …
