My wife found out our neighbors are SWINGERS – now she’s interested too
THEY ARE right next door and the people you live closest to – but how well do you REALLY know your neighbors?
They could be the next model, an aspiring chef… or swingers – and that’s exactly what one man recently discovered.
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The unnamed man made the shocking discovery after his wife delivered some cookies to the couple living next door – and the seemingly sweet and innocent visit turned into something completely different.
According to the man, his partner surprised the neighbors with the sweet gesture after they had ‘very politely cut down a number of trees’ in their yard.
Unbeknownst to the faithful man, who was hanging out with a friend playing board games, the woman ended up staying with the couple for several hours.
”She texted me to tell me how cool the woman was and how nice she was,” he said.
When she got home, she started talking about what really happened, leaving the man in disbelief.
”She told me about it, and apparently the neighbor’s wife came and got my wife!
“My wife wouldn’t give me specific details, but she said it was VERY clear,” he shared the story on Reddit.
“So I guess she found out the neighbors are swingers, and the wife thinks it would be fun to mess with my wife.”
The stunned man continued: “I’ve seen the neighbor’s wife and she’s pretty hot, but this is driving me crazy and I definitely don’t want another guy to fuck my wife.”
Unsure how to respond – or move on from the great news – the anonymous man sought advice on the popular forum.
”I think I just need some help dealing with this, as my wife and the neighbor seem to be getting along well in terms of friendship, so this pressure may arise again.
“WTF should I do?”
The message received a mixed bag of reactions – while some encouraged him to ‘give it a try’, others thought he was in a ‘bad, bad situation’.
For example, one felt that the feisty swinger duo had no respect for his wife – or for him.
Five signs your neighbor is a swinger
How well do you REALLY know your neighbors?
From a gravel driveway to a fruity knocker on the door, here’s what to look for if you think the neighbors might be kinky swingers.
- pampas grass,
- Engraved white on the driveway,
- Pineapple door knob,
- garden gnomes,
- Hot tubs.
”I think you should explain to her that you feel that sexual relationships with other people are considered cheating and that you (possibly) feel disrespected because this PERSON (don’t name the girl), this PERSON treated her as if she was single,” one wrote.
“She didn’t respect your wife as a married person, which means she doesn’t respect HER, especially you.”
Someone else echoed this sentiment, adding, “The point is, would your wife actually like you to be with the ‘other woman’? I don’t think so.
“But this way you can at least tell her that if she doesn’t like you messing around with another woman, how can she expect you to be okay with it…”
However, there were also plenty of fellow Redditors who thought it couldn’t hurt to join the kinky bunch.
One said: ”Maybe you guys will try it, but you don’t like it and then it’s over.
”Maybe it could be a new lifestyle for the two of you. In any case, I would discuss it with my wife, especially because she seems interested too.”
Another joked, urging the couple to “set ground rules” so there are “no hardships.”
‘Discuss it with your wife and the neighbors. If they are truly swingers, they will understand, respect and even expect some rules before they do anything.”
