Abbey Clancy’s sex confessions – from ‘Viagra pills’ to a custom-made bed
British top model Abbey Clancy is turning heads with her stunning figure and sultry lingerie snaps on Instagram.
While her public displays are titillating, one wonders what happens behind closed doors.
However, Abbey, married to 43-year-old Peter Crouch, is refreshingly candid about her private life and isn’t shy about discussing their antics in the bedroom.
The couple, who have been dating since 2006, regularly open up on their podcast Therapy Crouch – which explores the challenges of relationships – and give listeners an insight into what their relationship is like.
From ‘Viagra pills’ to a custom-made bed, we reveal Abbey’s raunchiest sex confessions.
Magic pill
Abbey revealed on her podcast that she had discovered a pill that could save women’s sex lives.
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It came as the mother revealed that anxiety was affecting her own libido.
She said: ‘I was talking to some girls, and you know, we all reach a certain age, our hormones are messed up.
“One of my friends told me about this golden pill.
“It’s an all-natural supplement for women that helps with all kinds of things.
“And apparently, for one of our friends, it works so well that the guy says, ‘Ah, not tonight honey, I’m exhausted.’
“It is hailed as the female Viagra.”
Strictly prohibited
Abbey, 38, appeared on Strictly Come Dancing in 2013 and placed a football-style sex ban on Peter.
But after 13 weeks of training and dancing, Abbey won the series and was back home with Peter, who was then playing for Stoke City.
Honestly, every time you hear the rustle of stones and you think to yourself: the cat has a ***
Peter Crouch
Abbey said at the time: “Let’s just say Peter is looking forward to seeing me again.”
She also explained that he “kissed” her and “twirled” her when she won, and that she was looking forward to “spending some quality time with him.”
After enduring thirteen weeks in the wilderness, Abbey emerged victorious from the series – a result which certainly came as a relief to Peter, who was then playing for Stoke City.
Shit cat
The mum-of-four also revealed her biggest aversion when it comes to having sex with Peter – and that’s having their cat in the room.
Peter said: “So you know what happens in our bedroom, you know if I’m relaxing, in the bath, sleeping… There may be the odd occasion where you know things could be moving forward…”
When we go to bed without saying anything, Pete puts on pajamas. I’m delighted. I’m like ‘yeah’
Clancy Abbey
He continued, “Well, it always seems like when you do one of those things, I hear the rustling of stones.”
Abbey replied: “I would never have sex in front of our cat. Let’s just get that out there.”
Peter then added: “Honestly, every time you hear the rustling of stones and you think to yourself, the cat has a ***.”
Getting a heated treatment
Abbey explained that she will use a trick to confuse her husband while she dries her hair.
The model said playful Peter would always try it on with her while she was drying her hair naked, so she came up with a solution.
It will be the first time Pete’s feet aren’t sticking out
Clancy Abbey
At first she decided to banish him from the bedroom, but after he ignored it, she decided to play a trick with her dressing gown.
She said: “It drives me crazy. I’ve come up with a new tactic with the robe.
“Instead of tying the belt at the front, I tie it at the back. It’s like ‘how do I get this thing loose?’ It works wonderfully.”
When Peter asked why she wouldn’t want him to admire her, she replied, “Yes, he does.”
Custom made
Due to Peter’s tall 6ft frame, Abbey once revealed how to get a custom-made bed.
As a young couple, they made the purchase after Pete’s feet were sticking out of the end of a regular-sized bed, which is usually 6 feet long.
In 2008, she told This Morning: “It will be the first time Pete’s feet haven’t stuck out.”
Killing the passion
Abbey revealed that when her husband gets grumpy with her, he will put on some passion-killing pajamas.
Speaking on the couple’s Therapy Crouch podcast, Abbey revealed: “If we go to bed without talking, Pete puts on pajamas. I’m delighted. I say yes.
“I actually call them ‘the punishment pajamas’ because it’s like I’m not allowed to see his naked body as punishment. It’s so funny.”
Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch’s relationship timeline
2006
First meeting: Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch start dating after meeting in a bar in Liverpool.
2009
Engagement: Peter Crouch proposes to Abbey Clancy during a romantic holiday in Sardinia.
2011
Wedding: Abbey and Peter will tie the knot at the Stapleford Park Hotel in Leicestershire on June 30.
First Child: The couple welcomed their first child, a daughter named Sophia Ruby, born on March 14.
2015
Second Child: Their second daughter, Liberty Rose, is born on June 1.
2017
Third Child: Abbey and Peter have their third child, a son named Johnny, born on January 3.
2019
Fourth Child: The couple welcomed their fourth child, a son named Jack, born on June 3.
Ongoing
Podcast Launch: Abbey and Peter launch their podcast, ‘Therapy Crouch’, in which they discuss various aspects of their relationship and the challenges they face together.