Pizza in deep vulture will be served instead of communion table. Michael Jordan will be explained the greatest of all time. And the Trevi fountain will be painted green.
If internet memes were to become reality, Pope Leo XIV van Dolton, ill., A southern suburb of Chicago, Vatican City in the center of Chicago would change, complete with a reflective bean image and carts that serve Ketchup-Minder hot dogs. Malört – Chicago’s unofficial drink with a Burning tires NasmaSte – would Replace red wine As a symbol of the blood of Christ.
These and other whimsical suggestions started to appear on social media, just after the Chicago roots of Robert Francis Prevost came to light on Thursday.
“Canes Nostros Ipse Comedit,” the tent joked at Wienerers Circle, a famous hot dog joint in Chicago, jokes in Latin. “He ate our dogs.”
Chicago drips with personality and has more than life-sized cultural figures and its fair share of corrupt politics, all of which are mixed with a touch of little brother syndrome, making it a unique meme-cabin city. The food is polarizing, history is stranger than fiction, and the traditions – such as dying the river green on St. Patrick’s Day and Softball Without gloves – are somewhat bizarre.
“We absolutely not take ourselves too seriously,” says Shermann Thomas, 43, a Historian in Chicago, who is also called the name Dilla. “The only rule is that we don’t want anyone else to talk nonsense about us.”
If the new pope were scrolled by social media, he might get a smile in the memes that ribs Chicago for his peculiarities and stuck in the paradox of a modern city that brought with a 2000-year tradition.
The jokes were so abundant that people started to post their designs of jokes that were not completely cut.
“The existence of Chicago Pope implies the existence of MLA Pope and APA Pope,” A User placed. Another User joked“Chicago Pope, Tuesday at NBC.”
In a city full of diehard sports fans who have had little to celebrate lately, the sports jokes wrote themselves. Could this be the first time Steve Bartman? What is his opinion about the Chicago Bulls trade with the Elton brand For Tyson Chandler?
“Daaaaaa Pope,” the Chicago Bears‘Quarterback Caleb Williams posted on X.
Artificial intelligence, which usually contributes to Brain rot Or helping high school students who cheat, overtime worked in making some quality memorial. Fake images of the pope who baptized an Italian sandwich from beef and a Chicago Bears Cassock Spread.
For Mr Thomas, the city historian, much of the humor of the city comes from how many different cultures fit themselves in such a small area. Only Chicago can be home from Al Capone, the Latin kings and the pope, he said.
This story could continue 500 words, filled with crazy pope jokes in Chicago. And it would be delicious. But we might leave you the most recognizable memor of the day:
“The Popemobile just broke you off on the i-94.”
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