Hidden plates in your house shouting that you are ‘just’: Socialite Nicky Haslam reveals artworks that say that your taste is a lower class – and takes a doll at Kate Moss

Socialite and referee of all things that Posh Nicky Haslam have released his annual controversial list of all things ‘common’ – and it will certainly disrupt some feathers.

The furniture designer, 85, began to release his tea towels, entitled ‘The newest things that Nicky Haslam Common finds Common’, usually just in time for ChristmasBut at the beginning of this year he put one on the market in collaboration with Saatchi Yates, a London -based art gallery.

He has his £ 50 tea towel ‘Art Things Nicky Haslam Common’ and the list contains 36 places and people who, according to him, are used by ‘ordinary ordinary people’.

This year, Haslam, which is located in the Cotswolds, has a focused on artsnobs and says that silent auctions, selling art and ‘art spling’ are low-brow.

He also focused on supermodel Kate Mosswhich is on the list of average, despite the modeling of some of the world’s most famous art in the form of fashion, the catwalk held in Gucci, Versace, Calvin Klein and Vivienne Westwood. She even designed her own sold -out collections with Topshop and Zara.

The 51-year-old spent her younger years in Croydon with her parents, barmaid Linda and Peter, then an employee of an airline, and admitted that it was ‘not easy’ growing up in Southeast London.

And even though she is one of the original ‘IT’ girls of the 90s, she is certainly reminded of her status in the professionals in the industry.

In 2007The then creative director Simon Doonan of the American store Barney, Simon Doonan, called Moss’ a working class S ** g from a nonsense town, such as me, “according to Vogue.

Also on the list of Haslam was the color White and the Mona Lisa, demonstrably the most famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci, which is now proud in the Louvre Museum in Paris.

Millions of tourists descend on the French capital to catch a glimpse of the somewhat smiling brunette woman, an international symbol of art. But for Haslam the painting is simple and ringarde.

Banksy, a pseudonym based in England, is also on the list of ‘Common Things’ and political activist.

The anonymous artist has been painting on public streets and signs since the early nineties and is responsible for some of the most famous works of art in the world.

Ballon Girl is one of his most recognizable displays and it is from a monochrome young girl who looked like the red heart -shaped balloon that was omitted by the wind.

During a live auction in Sotheby’s in London in 2018, the painting – which sold for millions of pounds – was placed by an automatic shredder as soon as the hammer hit the block and was later known as ‘Love is in the BIN’ and became more valuable almost immediately.

Banksy also went on a painting in the summer of 2024 and created no fewer than nine new murals about London, which could have contributed to Haslam in the conviction that he was somewhat ‘normal’ and has become overhyped.

While compiling his list of ‘common’ things before 2025, Haslam has not saved anyone and nothing in the field of art; Focused on hanging photos, the Sixtine chapel, oversized garden art and even the color white.

The only designer brand on the list was the French fashion house Saint Laurent, currently managed by the Belgian Italian creative, Anthony Vaccarello.

He has held this position since 2016 and the brand is owned by the French holding barrier, which is also responsible for other renowned brands such as Gucci, Bottega Veneta, Balenciaga and Alexander McQueen.

Saint Laurent has been good enough for Nicole Kidman, Jane Fonda, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga to wear at red carpet events, but it seems that it is too ‘low class’ for haslam.

Carpet wall rugs, Christie’s art gallery, the word trauma and the expression ‘art is subjective’ also made the notorious tea towel of 2025.

Haslam said that the exclusive one -off cooperation between tea towel was to celebrate the ‘incredible exhibition’ of Saatchi Yates, called Once Upon a Time in London.

Last November he released his tea towel from 2024 just in time for Christmas and stated that his controversial list should be varied enough to make everyone in a certain capacity, because he focused on dairy -free alternatives, destination marriages and yellow bags (in which the products will be sold by selfridges).

Although he seemed to take a veiled goal on Prince William through one of the ‘normal’ things on his list, Haslam Meghan Markle pretended to give Prince Harry a ‘nice life’ while the couple mixes with A -Listers in Montecito – away from what hasham says Harry’s ‘Ghastly’ family.

He also explained the Duchess, was ‘horrible’ but added that she has ‘guts’; Referring to the move of the Duke and Duchess to California in 2020 when she resigned as working royals.

‘Who would like to live in a damn house in Frogmore and open boring things and be part of that horrible family, all of whom hate each other? Much nicer to be with movie stars and tycons in California and fly around. Living much nicer, and she gave it to Harry, “he said.

Despite his apparently sharp hooks to the royals, Haslam is friends with Queen Camilla and he was once a decorator for King Charles. He was even associated with Wallis Simpson during the swinging sixties.

While compiling his list of ‘common’ things before 2024, Haslam has spared no one and nothing; Focus on people who get married abroad, people who have fire pits in their garden, people who drink almond milk and people who are slaughtered, reveal parties.

He even placed the editor -in -chief of Vogue Anna Wintour on the list for her daily routine, which she has shared a number of times and means she goes to the gym and gets her hair done.

Among those considered by Haslam, there are people who save dogs; The suggestion of an adopted dog is now related to a ‘birkin bag’.

He unveiled his method to come up with the tea towel every year, is to write down ‘ordinary’ things that have irritated him all year round.