She thought she looked amazing in her hot pink dress for her friend’s wedding.
In fact, Sam even went so far as to say that her off-the-shoulder outfit, paired with her slicked-back hair and high heels, made her look like a ‘hot b**ch’.
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She took a photo of herself trying on the outfit at home, with a front-facing camera, before the day arrived when she donned the entire ensemble for the wedding.
“At the end I’m like, okay, I’m a vision. I’m sad for the bride!” Sam said in a video on her TikTok page.
“I’m the prettiest bitch there!”
She asked her father for help and had another photo taken of herself and her husband as they left, which arrived just as she was actually at the wedding.
However, when Sam’s father sent her a photo of her and her husband at the wedding, she was stunned by what she saw.
“The bride is about to walk down the aisle…” she continued.
“My phone rings and it’s this picture.
“I think, ‘What the f**k am I wearing?’
“I keep forgetting I have double Dt**s and that I’m two feet tall!”
She added that the neckline did “literally nothing” for her and accentuated her “bread-baking” arms and chest that “hung low”, making her look like she was “going to breastfeed the entire wedding”.
“I honestly think, this is the ugliest dress I’ve ever seen!” she sighed.
She even blamed her father for the bad photo and decided to have another photo taken, but the next photo was even worse.
“I look even smaller!” she screamed.
“This thing is not doing me any good. I’m like a shapeless Russian circus tent.”
Sam continued to ‘torture’ herself by zooming in on the makeup, saying, ‘Whose face is that?
“I don’t think I look like that!”
Wedding Guest Etiquette
If you’re having trouble choosing a dress for wedding season, here are a few rules about what not to wear so you don’t get into trouble.
- According to tradition, wearing red to a wedding means you have slept with the groom.
- Informal clothing such as jeans and flip-flops should always be avoided.
- Any color that can be recognized as white or cream, even if it is not.
- Most will agree that your décolletage should be covered.
- Wearing white is absolutely taboo if you are not the bride.
She even hated how her hair looked in the clips, saying, “This chick just walked off a windy boat.”
Sam admitted that the situation made her think: “Why don’t I know what I look like?”
“What’s even more concerning is that this happens at every wedding, event or anything else where I have to be formal,” she said.
“I leave thinking I look good. My hair is always frizzy. I don’t seem to know how to laugh.”
“I’m much prettier in real life,” she raged.
“I feel like I have to tell people that my body is different than I thought.
“What do I need to do to get an accurate picture of what I look like?” she wondered.
“Because right now I’m like, you look okay
“But what the hell do I really look like?
“I looked like the girl from The Ring!”
In the caption, Sam emphasized that she was “so serious” when she asked, “How do I know what I look like? Help me!”
But she soon discovered that she was not the only one in the same situation.
“It’s the opposite of body dysmorphia,” one person said.
“I always think I look great until I see a picture of myself!”
“No, because the last wedding I went to I felt really humiliated,” sighed another.
“I looked like Travis Kelce anyway.”
“I’m dying I wore a dress and felt amazing,” said a third.
“I saw the pictures and I yelled at my husband, ‘Why did you make me leave the house?’”
“I don’t take pictures of myself on vacation anymore because in my head I look attractive and I don’t want reality to ruin that for me,” someone else said.
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