I was a Playboy bunny and the sex was robotic. Hef has a seduction method in 5 steps
CRYSTAL Hefner, Hugh Hefner’s last wife, has opened up about the “robotic” sex she endured while living at the Playboy Mansion.
The Playboy bunny, 38, met the millionaire – who was known as the ‘Godfather of the sexual revolution’ – when she was just 21 and he was 60 years her senior, at a Halloween party in 2008.
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Five years later, on New Year’s Eve 2012, at the age of 86, Hugh married Crystal, his third wife, who was 26 at the time, in front of family and a few close friends, at the iconic Mansion.
But now Crystal, who was married to the lothario for almost five years until he died in September 2017, has opened up about what really happened behind closed doors at the Mansion.
In her book Only Say Good Things: Surviving Playboy and Finding Myself, she detailed her time at the Mansion, including the “strange and robotic” sex that Hugh demanded from her and the other girls in the neighborhood at the time.
Crystal wrote, “This was a well-oiled and well-rehearsed series of events.
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‘One that went in exactly the same direction every time.
‘Choose a few girls from the party and raise them.
“Changing into the uniform for work: silk pajamas.”
Not only did the girls have to wear sexy pajamas as uniforms, but Crystal also described Hugh’s five-step seduction method that even a teenage boy could compete with.
She wrote: “Dimming the lights. The music. The porn. Passing the pot. And then the sex.”
She claimed that, contrary to popular belief, the bedroom antics at the Mansion were never “fun” or “sexy.”
The blonde beauty added: “Hef was just going through the motions of something that had once been fun and sexy.
“Or maybe it was never fun and sexy.”
And while it appears that group sex was the norm for Hef, Crystal claimed that she actually preferred it to having intercourse with him alone – what she called their “little pill nights.”
Facts you didn’t know about the Playboy Mansion
Girlfriends versus playmates
Rumor has it that Hugh Hefner would have two to a dozen “girlfriends” with him at a time. These friends are not to be confused with Playmates. Each friend had her own room, but one ‘special lady’ was referred to as friend number one and stayed with Hef in his room. Each friend received a weekly bonus of $1,000 (£760).
Hef’s wild side
The Playboy mansion was home to a private zoo. It was one of the few private homes that actually had a zoo permit. Hefner was a fan of birds. Among his collection – many of which roamed the grounds – were peacocks, macaws, flamingos, toucans and ducks.
The Elvis legend
There was a secret room in the mansion called ‘The Elvis Room’. Legend has it that the king himself, Elvis Presley, had a small slumber party in the room with up to eight eager bunnies.
She claimed that her husband at the time needed medication and music to perform, so she put on the same Madonna song, Dress You Up., each time to ensure “no other music [would] be tainted by this place” for her.
But this isn’t the first time Crystal has opened up to sex with Hugh.
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Previously, Crystal spoke with Howard Stern, a host and media personality, and painted a less than idyllic picture of what was really going on with her and her Playboy husband.
“I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry,” she laughed after saying sex with the world’s most famous Playboy lasted “about two seconds.”
But when Hugh died, after the funeral, Crystal told People: “I am heartbroken. I am still in disbelief…He was an American hero. A pioneer.
It was never fun and sexy
Crystal Hefner
“A kind and humble soul who opened his life and home to the world.
“I felt how much he loved me. I loved him so much. I am so grateful.
“He gave me life. He gave me direction. He taught me kindness.
“I will feel forever grateful that I stood by his side, held his hand and told him how much I love him.
“He changed my life, he saved my life.
“He made me feel loved every day.”
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