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I’m Tired of Dating – Here’s the Real Reason Women Hate It and Get Back with Their Exes

A mother has revealed why so many women are getting back with their exes. Her explanation will blow your mind.

Lynne Cavanagh, 45, has three children and has experienced both the pros and cons of dating again.

Lynne says holding in farts is a nightmare.

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Lynne says holding in farts is a nightmare.
It's one of the reasons women hate dating anyone else.

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It’s one of the reasons women hate dating anyone else.

But there is one major issue that she says women are too afraid to talk about, even though it is often the first thing on their minds.

And it’s even worse because she thinks men have no idea of ​​the predicament women find themselves in.

Lynne ( post on TikToklynne_lyon) said: “It’s one of the reasons women are terrified of dating again and another reason we sometimes go back to exes. Men don’t get it, but women do.

“The first thing a woman thinks about when she meets a man she likes is not sleeping with him.

“If she really loves a boy and is going to sleep with him or spend a long time with him, then she shouldn’t fart.

“Look how painful it is to hold in our farts because men think we don’t.

“It’s a terrible pain and the longer we endure it, the worse it gets.

“You can’t lie next to someone all night without farting. You feel like you can’t sleep because you’re afraid you’re going to fart in your sleep. It’s one big trauma for us.”

She added: “So it’s easier to go back to your ex. He knows you fart

“To all the women who hold in their farts: just let them out.

I had the world’s most expensive fart – painful trapped wind cost me almost £7,000 and left me in a wheelchair

“Mine are noisy. You can ask my pacifiers, you can hear me downstairs.

“It’s better outside than inside with girls.”

The people who responded in the comments had their own thoughts on this sensitive topic.

One follower said: “I have NEVER farted in front of my husband of 26 years – honestly.”

Another revealed: “As soon as I lay on my side at night it’s over and the farts come out on their own! … I’m single, have been for over four years, and every night I think what you’re thinking.”

A woman added: “I totally agree with you, I’m single and think about this too, it gives me anxiety.”

While one romantic joked, “When your partner farts in front of you, that’s when we know it’s love.”

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