Imagine my surprise when the world learned the identity of the alleged baby mum of the 13th child of Elon Musk.
I knew her!
Earlier this month, right-wing Nutter Ashley St Clair, 26, claimed that she had born the last offspring of the self-proclaimed Planet Re-Populator.
The couple would start to see each other in May 2023 after the exchange of a few Saucy Social Media messages (one can only imagine the DMs of the richest man in the world) and their gambling around January 2024, according to judicial documents submitted in ST Clair's paternity case against the Tesla-Tinker.
“Hmmm …” I thought when I recognized St. Clair's name, “sounds known.”
Then it clicked. She is the loosened intermedler on social media that Lamely tried to be ashamed of me!
The roots of my beef with the patron saint of special pregnancy started in January.
I was written on my own company, a perfectly suitable column full of unsolicited advice written for newly beaten White House Correspondent Natalie Winters, 23, who received a lot of attention for Sashaying about the briefing room dressed as a desperate Sorority Promise.
Earlier this month, right-wing Nutter Ashley St Clair (photo), 26, claimed that she had given birth to the newest descendants of the self-proclaimed Planet Re-Populator.
The pair would start to see each other in May 2023 after the exchange of a few Saucy Social Media posts and their sloped cruise around January 2024, according to judicial documents submitted in St. Clair's paternity shop against the Tesla-Tinkerer. (Shown: the court documents).
In an article that heads tastefully 'You are not a hostess at Hooters, you work at the White House!' I softly encouraged Mrs. Winters to throw a blazer to cover her vaulted assets if she wanted to be taken seriously.
Then the following knew that I knew that Mrs. St Clair, apparently a bestie of Natalie, threw shadow at me on Twitter.
Well, my tight Korsege Cutie-Pie … I was built for this.
In a clear attempt to roast me, St. Clair tweeted a photo of the cover of my blockbuster, best sold, world differences (almost Pulitzer-Pize win) 2013 memoirs, The Kennedy Chronicles: The Golden Age of MTV through pink glasses. The jacket of the book shows me grimly naked and drives on the back of a pack animal.
St. Clair wrote: 'This is literally Kennedy's own book cover. Justice for @nataliewinters! '
Ashley, Hunny, if you thought you had exposed me as a hypocritical for criticizing Natalie's naughty-Newwoman look while showing off my own completely impeccable figure, then you missed the goal.
Let's straighten a few things.
First, that photo was taken by the world-famous Rolling Stone photographer Mark Seliger in 1994, when I was 22 years old and at the height of my MTV video jockeyfam.
It is hardly the Airbrush Instagram Snap Snap so popular with the St. Clair -Mixte.
Secondly, yes, my ass is real.
Third, as a music journalist, who regularly hung with people like nine centimeters of nails and Anthrax, I played through a different set of rules than Natalie Winters, who have the privilege to report on the most powerful chosen office in the history of the history of history From the history of the history of the history of the history of the history of the history of the history of the world.
So, am I a fake? No.
Are you a dummy? Yes!
Finally, (and pay attention to this) at the time of my photo shoot I was a virgin.
In a clear attempt to roast me, St. Clair tweeted a photo of the cover of my blockbuster, best sold, world differences (almost Pulitzer -Prius win) 2013 memoir, The Kennedy Chronicles: The Golden Age of MTV by Rose -Colored glasses.
In my 1920s I refused to take contraception and was determined not to bring a child out of the intervening fate, or at least until I was sure that I could take care of them! (I now have two beautiful children with my ex-husband with whom I share a beautiful friendship while we become co-parent as bosses.)
You, Ashley, are a 26-year-old with two children of two different men, none of whom you are married. And to date the identity of one of your partners is unclear.
Not very 'conservative' if you ask me.
If someone is a hypocrite, it is you.
For my part, while I was at MTV, I was an extraordinary republican who was in the most liberal industry that you were conceivable. It is not necessary to preach to the choir on Twitter or at Turn Point USA conferences. But a spine of steel is needed to advertise your conservative values unashamedly, while the anger against the machine challenges their miserable, commie beliefs. (Since then I have rejected all party relationships and considered myself a philosophical libertarian.)
But enough about me.
Let's talk about you, Ashley.
To be honest, as a home -made person, I am disgusting and see women compromise themselves by sinking in toxic depths for a small scratch.
Ashley made her intention to open a one-woman baby factory very clearly, in my opinion, in text messages that she is said to have sent to a former friend in 2023 before she and Elon connects.
“I need his rocket babies,” she reportedly wrote. 'Look sick [sic] Take one for the team, seduce Elon and go into a rocket to see what [sic] upwards.'
Don't get me wrong. I don't leave Elon off the hook here. He is so bizarre serious about his seed distribution that he can be sponsored by John Deere. And if this child is indeed his – which he has not confirmed or denied – then he has a responsibility to offer emotional and financial support.
Don't get me wrong. I don't leave Elon off the hook here. He is so bizarre serious about his seed distribution that he can be sponsored by John Deere.
Ashley made her intention to open a one-woman baby factory very clearly, in my opinion, in text messages that she is said to have sent to a former friend in 2023 before she and Elon connects. (Shown: alleged texts between St. Clair and Musk included in judicial documents).
But let's also do not ignore the recklessness of a woman who described her potential future descendants as a 'rocket baby' and then took steps to bring that life into the world.
Now, in the ultimate act of narcissism, Ashley asks for 'privacy'.
'I intend to grow our child in a normal and safe environment. For that reason, I ask that the media honor the privacy of our child and abstain from invasive reporting, “she posted on Twitter.
Shades of Harry and Meghan, isn't it? 'We are moving to America to live in privacy! View our Tell-All Netflix series and read this with gossip-filled memoirs. Oh, and eat my disgusting jelly. '
It is all enough to have a bile moving to Mars.
Here is my advice for Elon: avoid unprotected out -of -school education, you have a deep state to dismantle.
As for Ashley: raise your children honorably and in peace. And try abstinence!
It is much sexier than advertised, believe me.
