My husband is prohibited from spooning in bed – he is not allowed to touch me before 7am or otherwise

A WOMAN has revealed how she imposed a strict spoon ban on her husband.

And she is even sarcastically threatened to “kill” him if he tries to “cuddle up to her” before 7am.

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The woman took to Mumsnet to complain about her husband and ask for advice.

“My husband is a hugger,” she wrote.

“He has three pillows: one for his head, chest and back.

“But sometimes, when his pillow fort isn’t working, he snuggles up to me, which inevitably wakes me up.

‘He thinks I’m a cold woman because I grumble about hugs.

“I think I’m going to kill him if I can’t get uninterrupted sleep.”

As a result of her resentment – and because she strongly disliked the midnight affection – she instituted a time ban on cuddling.

“I proposed a time ban,” she continued.

“He can’t hug me before seven in the morning, when our kids wake up.

‘He says this would defeat the purpose of him lulling himself back to sleep when he had to look at the time.

“Can I kill him?”

The woman’s post received mixed reactions Mothernet.

While some people called her a ‘grinch’, others called her husband ‘disgusting’ and ‘selfish’.

Some women even agreed they would become ‘homicidal’ if they woke up in the night for a cuddle.

“This is a great example of someone being a bully but disguising it as love and affection,” one person wrote of the husband.

Another replied: ‘Ask him how he goes to sleep if he’s single, if he wants to fall asleep again.

“What a disgusting man.

“You’re being objectified – he thinks you’re a tool to help him and not a full human being with needs.”

A third said: “My partner sets an alarm so he has time to cuddle me and I find it so damn annoying.”