People share the most inappropriate comments they made during sex
IT’S supposed to be an intimate time, when a couple is closer than ever.
But there are people who have accidentally ruined sex with their partner by saying something that “killed” the mood for the evening.
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And several people recounted the horrific moments in a thread on Reddit – with many admitting theirs came about as they shouted someone else’s name in the throes of passion.
“I called my new girlfriend my hot roommate’s name,” one person wrote.
“She started crying.
“I started calling her sweet, beautiful or something like that to avoid a repeat!”
“When she groaned and said, ‘Oh, Alan…’ My name isn’t Alan,” another added.
“Apparently she left out a few details when she told me about her time studying abroad.”
While a third admitted saying their ex’s name.
Others revealed some very unusual situations that brought their evening to a premature end, with one admitting: “I put on Donald Trump’s voice and said, ‘Are you ready to see Trump Tower, honey? It’s yuuuuuge. Great.’
“I was just hanging out, and we both have a pretty funny sense of humor, but she clammed up like an angry oyster.
“Disclaimer: I’m not a Trump fan here. Just saying.”
While some people admitted that having a pet in the room has had a big impact on their actions between the sheets.
“;Your dog is starting to yell at me again, please take him away.” Dog didn’t want to cooperate. Mood spoiled,” someone wrote.
“I hate pets in the room!” another added.
“God damn it, this one girl had a pug and I finally had to ask her to ‘move the sniffing pervert outside for once.’
“I slept on the couch because apparently pervmutt is interchangeable!”
As a third said: “I’ve had it with a cat before and I didn’t mind it that much.
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“Having a giant German Shepherd staring at you while you were interacting with his owner was terrifying.
“Luckily I didn’t have the couch treatment.”
“Cat is fine, mine seems to understand adults mingling with each other,” someone else wrote.
‘Sees what’s going on and leaves.
“But dogs tend to join the party because they think we’re playing or something!”
