The 55 Funniest Things to Ask Alexa – CNET
If you need a voice assistant for your home, get the one from Amazon Alexa is a solid choice. It can do just about anything, from acting as a hub to controlling all your smart home devices turn on the TV and play music. The smart assistant can do even more when accessed through your Echo smart speaker. While you may be aware of the common commands, it’s likely that there are a lot of Alexa commands that you don’t know. Did you know that Alexa can tell jokes, stories and serve up interesting trivia?
If you want to go even further, Alexa can also make fart noises, come up with some Star Wars jokes, and even play fun games with you. That’s not all: this holiday season, one The all-time great Alexa command has returned. You can say “Alexa, thank my driver” to leave a $5 tip for your Amazon driver for free. It’s a great way to use the assistant to thank your driver for delivering all those Christmas gifts.
Here’s a list of 82 questions, jokes, trivia, and more that you can ask Alexa to beat boredom and crack a smile.
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Jokes
Alexa will tell you a joke if you just ask. Just say, “Alexa, tell me a joke.” You can also ask more specific questions to get a good laugh.
- Alexa, can you tell me a “yo mama” joke?
- Alexa, what happens when you step on a Lego?
- Alexa, do aliens exist?
- Alexa, I have 99 problems.
- Alexa, how was your day?
- Alexa, how high can you count?
- Alexa, what is the value of pi?
- Alexa, what do you think of Cortana?
- Alexa, is your refrigerator on?
- Alexa, why are six afraid of seven?
- Alexa, do you have pets?
- Alexa, do you believe in ghosts?
- Alexa, are you blue?
- Alexa, I like big butts.
- Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?
- Alexa, how much do you weigh?
- Alexa, can you give me some money?
- Alexa, do you know Siri?
- Alexa, how old are you?
- Alexa, 1, 2, 3 tests.
- Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?
- Alexa, are we in the Matrix?
- Alexa, where is Chuck Norris?
- Alexa, do you like pizza?
- Alexa, are you married?
- Alexa, can you sing in autotune?
- Alexa, do you love me?
- Alexa, give me a kiss.
- Alexa, make me a sandwich.
- Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?
- Alexa, what’s your favorite color?
- Alexa, will you marry me?
- Alexa, can you tell me a Star Wars joke?
- Alexa, can you talk like Yoda?
- Alexa, can you rap?
Movies and television
Alexa has a vast knowledge of almost everything, including some of the best movies and TV shows of all time. Try some of these classic lines with Alexa for a fun response.
- Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya.
- Alexa, I want the truth.
- Alexa, you can’t be serious, can you?
- Alexa, party on, Wayne.
- Alexa, show me the money.
- Alexa, what is the first (or second) rule of Fight Club?
- Alexa, you can’t be serious.
- Alexa, more cowbell.
- Alexa, who are you going to call?
- Alexa, are you talking to me?
- Alexa, who’s first?
- Alexa, I’m your father.
- Alexa, these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
- Alexa, what is your quest?
- Alexa, may the force be with you.
- Alexa, do you want to build a snowman?
- Alexa, do you know the muffin man?
- Alexa, winter is coming.
- Alexa, beam me up.
- Alexa, party!
- Alexa, supercalifragilisticexpialodocious.
- Alexa, I’ll be back.
- Alexa, unthinkable.
- Alexa, do you know Hal?
- Alexa, I fell and can’t get up.
- Alexa, ET call home.
- Alexa, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- Alexa, who shot Mr. Burns?
- Alexa, who loves you baby?
- Alexa, your mother was a hamster.
- Alexa, who shot first?
- Alexa, who is the best gentleman?
- Alexa, give me a TV talk from Alan Partridge.
- Alexa, live long and prosper.
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Trivia
Alexa is not only full of jokes, but also knows a lot of trivia. Here are some questions to ask.
- Alexa, can you give me a random fact?
- Alexa, can you tell me a movie fact?
- Alexa, what are some interesting history facts?
- Alexa, what are some interesting sports facts?
- Alexa, what are some facts about the US government?
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Entertain the children
If your kids always seem to say they’re bored, let Alexa entertain them for hours with these fun questions.
- Alexa, can you entertain me?
- Alexa, can you meow?
- Alexa, can you bark?
- Alexa, can we play an animal game?
- Alexa, can you tell me a story?
- Alexa, who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
- Alexa, do you like green eggs and ham?
- Alexa, can you read me a Kindle book? (It reads the last book you downloaded to your account.)
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