My date ate cat food – I should have known based on the bizarre way I met her
A SINGLE man couldn’t resist ranting about what a woman ate on their date – but it was down to her interesting lifestyle.
Even though he thought she was a 10/10, he should have known something was up when he encountered her running from the police.
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Former law enforcement officer Jeremy Foy (@jfoy_3.0) called himself the CEO of Dating Nightmares based on his numerous bad experiences.
He shared a story in one TikTok video about a woman named Catherine, whose strange habits caused him to vomit.
While in Dallas, Texas, he was at a local Petco picking up food for his roommate’s dog and then heard screaming from a few aisles away.
As a former cop, he walks over and sees a woman being treated by two loss prevention officers.
They both reach into her pockets and start pulling out cat food and cat treats.
Since she was a “10/10” according to Jeremy, he walked up to her and said she was his special needs cousin Tiffany, who didn’t take her medication that day and offered to return the goods.
“She plays into it. She’s crying, she’s kicking her feet. I take her hand. They agree on this and I take her to my car,” he explained.
He asked what was wrong with her and before she told her side of the story, she started snacking on something that smelled “damn weird.”
Jeremy took her home after the incident, where they exchanged numbers and developed a talking stage relationship over the next few weeks.
For their first date, he took her to a ‘bada** restaurant’ where she ordered catfish and drank a glass of milk the entire time.
Since they didn’t have any catfish, she was probably pretty hungry when he took her home.
“She’s crying in my seat, licking her damn hand and rubbing her face. She’s crying and says she’s scared to go in there alone, so I’m going in with her,” Jeremy said.
Once inside, he asked where her cats were and she replied that she had no cats, which stunned him.
“In my head I’m thinking, ‘Why the hell did you steal cat food?’” he said.
Being “curious”, while she was in the bathroom he started opening her cupboards and saw maybe 50 cans of cat food.
She then comes out of the bathroom, opens a can and starts eating it.
The experience traumatized him so much that he couldn’t help but gag a few times as he explained it.
Then he thought they were what people call a furry, someone who dresses up like a cat.
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Viewers were quick to correct him for likely identifying him as something else, while others merely chastised him.
“‘SHE’S EATING..CAT FOOD!’ *gag reflex activated*,” said one viewer.
“That was a therian, a person who believes he is an animal. They are NOT furry animals! I am a hairy gentleman and this behavior is not normal for this community. I promise,” wrote another.
“Okay…I’m totally judging you! Seriously, how hot was she for you to ignore all that??” one TikTok user asked.
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