I was baffled by my date’s behavior with his retainer after he tried to kiss me
THERE are good dates and there are horrible dates.
Unfortunately, the encounter with one woman will be rated as one of the worst.
She was baffled by her date’s strange behavior with his retainer.
That should have set alarm bells ringing to begin with.
Despite his unromantic actions, he still tried to kiss her, and it lasted two stomach-churning minutes.
Reeling from her date from hell, she continued to share her sad story Reddit.
She had met her potential suitor on Tinder and made an appointment.
But soon red flags were flying at their meeting.
“He said he forgot his wallet, but… [figured] the [restaurant] should take Apple Pay, so it would be good,” she said.
But he seemed to have an insatiable hunger.
“So we get to the sushi restaurant and this guy orders so much food for himself. And I only get one roll and a beer,” she wrote.
When they asked for the check, they were in for a surprise. The restaurant has not accepted Apply Pay.
She agreed to pay, but he promised he would pay her back.
Dinner is over, he takes her home, and his charm offensive shows no signs of ending.
When the car is parked, the couple has a chat. But then he pulls the metaphorical rabbit out of the metaphorical hat.
“We were talking when he took out his braces, put them in his jacket pocket and went in for a kiss.”
I just looked away because it was awkward.
She takes aversive action and turns her cheek.
“[But] he gets irritated, takes out his brace and starts licking it like he’s cleaning it.
His seduction technique lasted a few minutes and she naturally looked away. It would almost never make her heart beat faster.
But then he did something outrageous and scary.
“I just looked away because it was awkward. Then he pulls out his dick and says, if you don’t want to kiss me, kiss this.”
Of course, she gets up and leaves and the next morning she realizes that he blocked her before getting her half of the bill back.
“What should I do?” she begs Redditors.
Tips for staying safe while dating
After Redditor’s date from hell, a commenter gave her some tips to stay safe for future hookups.
- Never let your date take you on the first date
- Always ask to split the check in advance at the beginning of the date
- Don’t sit in a parking lot with a guy you don’t know on a first date
“Life is about growing from your experiences. Call it a lesson learned, and move on from it,” was this commenter’s sage advice.
They were universally shocked by this man’s behavior.
“That’s fucking weird,” generally summed up the prevailing mood.
“I always lick my braces clean while thinking about showing my dick to a stranger. It’s completely normal, everyone does it,” was another’s tongue-in-cheek response.
“The amount of people who find this funny blows my mind. He literally pulled his penis out and tried to get her to suck his dick. It’s disgusting, disturbing and gross,” was the outraged response from one Redditor.
Another person agreed with her.
“It’s gross. It’s an incredibly intimidating and unpleasant experience and I’m sorry you went through that,” they said.
“The absurdity of this man’s absolute ignorance made me chuckle. But his behavior was completely reprehensible and clearly illegal,” another person insisted.
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