Celebrities who got married in 2023 are crushing our dreams: Chris Evans, more
As we start a new year, we can’t help but think about all the heavy losses in 2023 – including all our fantasy friends.
Okay, yeah, we knew we weren’t actually going to marry any of these celebrities. We’re not entirely delusional, but who doesn’t love a fantasy? Sadly, our imaginary friends found true happiness and got married in 2023. So as we toast the new year, join us Us by pouring one out to say goodbye to our favorite singles (who may or may not continue to star in our dreams).
Chris Evans
Our hearts broke a little when we heard that Evans, 42, got married Alba Baptista. We totally thought the Captain America actor, 42, was the millennial George Clooney. We weren’t supposed to have to deal with him abandoning his bachelor status until he was fifty! However, he said in July 2022 that he was prioritizing finding love. We should have known it wouldn’t take as long as the rest of us did to find The One. He started dating Baptista, 26, in 2021.
Cheers to Evans and Baptista, who tied the knot in September with a double wedding ceremony in his native Massachusetts and her native Portugal.
Milo Ventimiglia
This was another surprise wedding, although we appreciate that Ventimiglia, 46, made it happen We weekly was the first to know about his marriage to Jarah Mariano in October. Still, because they never publicly confirmed their relationship, fans had no idea that the This is us star was ready to tie the knot with Mariano. However, as fangirls who fell for him during his days played Jess Mariano on Gilmore Girlsit makes us smile knowing that the 39-year-old model’s maiden name is that of his iconic bad boy character.
Raise a glass to Ventimiglia and Mariano, who tied the knot earlier this year in a private wedding ceremony with family and close friends.
Jack Antonoff
If Evans is the mainstream heartthrob, Antonoff is the quirky crush. He’s cute, funny and writes music Taylor Swift – so we shed a little tear when the 39-year-old knew Margaret Qualley. To be fair, the Bleachers frontman gave Us plenty of time to get used to the idea, with the Domestic help actress, 29, first posted her diamond engagement ring in May 2022. Although he will never write lyrics about it Uswe’re still excited to hear what songs Qualley will inspire.
Best wishes to Antonoff and Qualley, who tied the knot in July on Long Beach Island, New Jersey, and brought along a host of stars (including Swift and Channing Tatum) to the Garden State.
Dylan Sprouse
Not even our Disney Channel crushes from the early 2000s could keep us from crushing our souls this year. Anyone who grew up watching The Suite life of Zach and Cody had a preferred brother, so 2023 was tough for the Zach girls. (The Cody girls know that by now Cole Sprouse approaching the three-year mark with girlfriend Ari Fournier.) Dylan’s wedding wasn’t exactly shocking, though. After all, he has been open about his love for models Barbara Palvin for several years, and they announced their engagement earlier this year.
Dylan said “yes” to Palvin in her native Hungary in July, and we say “Egészségedre” (which means “cheers” in Hungarian) to them.